It’s Hilarious

A few years ago I thought to myself, “Hillary Clinton for President?” What the hell? Why not? Other countries have had female Presidents or Prime Ministers. It was good for them and who knows, it might be good for us. Hillary Clinton may not be so great in the ‘looks’ department but she does have the smarts and has political connections up the wazoo. Besides, it might be our country’s time for a female President. I also theorized that if she chose Bill Clinton as her running mate (there are no restrictions against this in the Constitution) she would, because of his and her wide spread popularity, publicity or notoriety, most likely be a shoo-in. Why? Because most people do not recognize that running for the highest office in the land is almost like a gigantic popularity contest and the one who is in the public eye the most has the best chance of winning, unless their notoriety exceeds their popularity and publicity.

But as fate would have it, the best laid plans of mice and men (and women) often go astray.

Everyone and I do mean EVERYONE has some skeletons in their closet or some baggage they would like to forget about or leave behind. Some more than others. But in Hillary’s case the closet is turning out to be a warehouse. 

Financial shenanigans of politicians is nothing new. It’s been going on since before you and I were born and will most likely continue long after we’re gone. So let’s put her Arkansas days behind her and look at only what has happened since she became a viable candidate for the office of President of the United States.

Harry Truman, when he was President, had a sign on his desk that proclaimed, “The buck stops here”. True, the “buck” also stopped with Hillary when she was Secretary of State and had to deal with ‘Benghazi’. She did step up to the plate, sort of, kind of, when she responded with the statement, “It’s over, what difference does it make now?”, or words to that effect. Yet everyone in the know, knew that the Marines, Delta Force, Seals, or whatever unit is called upon during such dire emergencies, could have and should have been called in. But the State Department did not want to ruffle the feathers of the host country and with a blind eye hoped that if they ignored the problem it might just go away. Well, it didn’t.

Next came the email controversy which included the erasing of her server, which is the same thing as file shredding. File shredding is not exactly the same as telling a lie but it has resulted in some companies having to fade into the sunset. Such was the fate of the largest CPA firm in the country about twenty years ago.

Nixon was smart but compared to Hillary he was dumb. Why? Because he lied. Hillary did not lie. She just didn’t answer the questions and brushed them off like the lint on her jacket, hoping that in time it will all go away and that everyone will love her once again. If you or I ever did anything like that while in the employ of the government or any financial institution we would surely end up as a cell mate of Bernie Madoff.

A new book came out the other day (which I did not read) that according to some TV commentators may cause her to re-think her political aspirations and may result in an investigation dealing with the payment of large sums of money to her and Bill from a number of countries in the Middle East.

The latest gaff is the involvement of the Clinton Clan in a uranium fiasco with the Russians, the details of which are now coming to the surface. Pray tell. What’s next???

If she doesn’t re-think her political career, then the Democratic Party may have to do it for her, lest they all be deemed guilty by association.

In closing, I have included, for your amusement and edification, some quotes attributed to Hillary that were taken out of books that were supposedly written by people who worked for her or had contact with her. I never knew that she was a truck driver (no offense intended to all of you truck drivers out there).

I can’t believe she actually said these:
(1) “Where is the Goddamn flag? I want the Goddamn fucking flag up every morning at fucking sunrise.”
From the book “Inside the White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 244; Hillary to staff at the Arkansas Governor’s mansion on Labor Day 1991.

(2) “Fuck off! It’s enough I have to see you shit-kickers every day! Just do your Goddamn job and keep your mouth shut.”
From the book “America Evita” by Christopher Anderson, p.90; Hillary to her State Trooperbodyguards after one of them greeted her with “Good Morning.”

(3) “If you want to remain on this detail, get your fucking ass over here and grab those bags!”
From the book “The First Partner” p. 259; Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.

(4) “Stay the fuck back, stay the fuck back away from me! Don’t come within ten yards of me, or else! Just fucking do as I say, Okay!!?”
From the book “Unlimited Access” by Clinton’s FBI Agent-in-Charge, Gary Aldridge, p. 139; Hillary is screaming at her Secret Service detail.

(5) “Where’s the miserable cocksucker?” (otherwise known as “Bill Clinton”) From the book “The Truth about Hillary”by Edward Klein, p.5; Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer.

6) “You fucking idiot” From the book “Crossfire” ~pg. 84; Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.

(7) “Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those fucking sunglasses! We need to go back!
From the book ” Dereliction of Duty” p. 71-72; Hillary to MarineOne helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.

(8) “Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can’t fuck her here!!”
From the book “Inside the White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 243;Hillary to Gov. Bill Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female.

Remember her most vile comment about Benghazi : “What difference at this point does it make?” Can you imagine FDR making such a comment at the time of the investigations as to what went wrong during the Pearl Harbor attack?